If I wake up late, Alice eats late.
If Alice eats late, I get to work late.
If I get to work late, I stay late.
If I stay late, I pick up Alice late.
If I pick up Alice late, we get home late.
If we get home late, Alice takes forever to go to sleep.
If Alice takes forever, we eat late.
If we eat late, we relax late.
If we relax late, I pump late.
If I pump late, I go to bed late.
Just. Stay. Calm.
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